I tracked everything so you don't have to. Attendance: 1,140. Sessions: 46. Pies thrown: 212, of which 9 were scheduled. Longest standing ovation: Mimi Marceau, 4 min 12 s, for 45 minutes of silence. Second longest: Bozo D. Ringwald, 3 min 50 s, who has asked me to note that his talk was longer.
The birthday track was standing room only, mostly because it was held inside a bouncy castle. Attendance at castle sessions was up 300%. Recommendation for 2027: put every track in a bouncy castle.
See you next year.